Get a New Name

1. Use the third letter of your name to determine your new first name:
A=Snickle
B=Dorkfish
C=Goober
D=Cheesey
E=Cursty
F=Greasey
G=Dumbo
H=Farcus
I=Dorky
J=Doofus
K=Funky
L=Boobie

M=Sleezy
N=Sloopy
O=Fluffy
P=Stinky
Q=Slimy
R=Dorfus
S=Snooty
T=Tootsie
U=Dipsy
V=Sneezt
W=Liver
X=Skippy
Y=Dinky
Z=Zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
A=Dippin
B=Feather
C=Batty
D=Burger
E=Chicken
F=Barffy
G=Lizard
H=Waffle
I=Farkle
J=Monkey
K=Flippin
L=Fricken
M=Bubble
N=Rhino
O=Potty
P=Hamster
Q=Buckle
R=Gizzard
S=Lickin
T=Snickle
U=Chuckle
V=Pickle
W=Hubble
X=Dingle
Y=Gorilla
Z=Gridle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
A=butt
B=boob
C=face
D=nose
E=hump
F=breath
G=pants
H=shorts
I=lips
J=honker
K=head
L=tush
M=chunks
N=dunkin
O=brains
P=biscuits
Q=toes
R=doodle
S=fanny
T=sniffer
U=sprinkles
V=franky
W=squint
X=humperdinck
Y=honey
Z=juice

For example George W. Bush's name would be Fluffy Chucklefanny.

My name is Skippy Farkledoodle.

Try this and tell me your new name.